The redhead draped long white arms over his shoulders, her hands behind
his neck. The dancing candle flame and her firey hair reflecting
on the sequins in her gown made a shimmering red moon in the center of
each silver circle. His hands traced the swell of her hips as she
cooed softly but his eyes were steely determination.
"I've been trying Gil, I swear", she said. "He never goes
anywhere without his wife and sometimes I don't think he even notices
that I am flirting with him. It's enough to really destroy a
girl's ego. I don't understand it, I never had any trouble getting a
man's attention before".
"Maybe you're being too subtle, Ginger". His hands pried hers
apart and he brought her arms down to her side. She pouted at his
sudden move to separate them and tried to re-establish her
position. He pushed her away from him, holding her at arm's
length to survey the bait he had brought to hook his chosen fish.
She looked as if she had been poured into the iridescent evening gown
she wore. The plunging neckline automatically drew eyes down its
V and into the imagining of what those narrow straps that were anchored
at her neck held. Here, in this sweltering tropical heat she wore
full makeup, her eyes rimmed with thick, black lashes and her lips full
and red. "No baby, I guess no one would ever accuse you of
subtlety. Go back to your hut, Ginger, the Skipper and I have
some business to discuss".
Ginger started to protest being so coldy dismissed, but even she
realized that in his present mood, her feminine wiles would have no
effect. A bit of self-preservation kept her from trying to
persuade him but she couldn't resist a defiant toss of her red hair as
she exited.
"She's gone away mad now Gil. You hurt her feelings".
The sympathetic voice for the rejected Ginger came from a large
man in the corner of the hut. He was older than the first man, as pudgy
and out of shape as Gil was thin and wiry. They looked a bit like
a Laurel and Hardy team. The big man's face was softer, and he
spoke without the embittered edge that was present in Gil's words.
"You're lucky to have a girl like that, Gil. She's
beautiful and she loves you. She'd do anything for you.
It's not her fault that Howell character isn't interested, must be
something wrong with him. Who wouldn't be interested in a gorgeous girl
like that?"
"Who wouldn't be interested?" Gil lifted his left eyebrow and pinned
the fat man against the wall with one look. "Are you maybe a little
interested, Skip?"
"No, Gil. Uh uh, no way", Skip's voice revealed his panic at
having angered Gil with his chivalrous defense of Ginger. " I didn't
mean that. I would never do that to you Gil, you know that."
"Don't look so scared, Skip. She's nothing to me. Besides,
we got bigger problems than that right now. That crazy professor
has made another receiver, caught him trying to pick up ships' radio on
it. I had to play the bumbling sidekick again and pretend to
stumble over it. I think I disabled it for now but he'll probably
have it fixed by tomorrow. That's all we need right now. If
he manages to contact a ship, he'll tell everyone we're here.
Rescue is not on the schedule just yet, not until we have Howell's
signature on that will."
"Will?" The Skipper looked nervous and surprised. "I thought we
were just going to pretend to take good care of him until we got
"rescued" and get Ginger to convince him to give us a fat reward.
You never said anything about killing him, Gil. I didn't think we was
gonna kill him."
"Who asked you to think, Skip?" Gil's tone was sharp and
condescending. "I mean, that's not your strong point is it?
Who was it let those two tourists on board, little miss Girl Next Door
and the Nutty Professor?"
"Hey Gil, that wasn't my fault. I couldn't get rid of them without raising suspicion, I had to let them on board".
"Yeah? Well, you were only supposed to pretend
to be shipwrecked, not actually scuttle the ship! Now we got no
way out of here. I can't even get rid of that pain in the ass
professor because we may need one of those crazy coconut radio
inventions of his to really get off this damn island. So don't
think anymore Skip, okay?"
Gil growled out his orders within inches of the Skipper's face,
accentuating each word with a finger drilling the words into the
Skipper's chest, his voice rising in anger. "Do me a favor and
don't.. think... anymore!"
"Okay Gil. Whatever you say, it's your plan." The Skipper
backed his rotund frame out of the door of the hut, trying not to look
as if he was in a hurry to get away. "You know Gil, there's a
good moon tonight. I'm gonna go down to the lagoon and do a
little work on the hull while everyone sleeps."
"Yeah, okay. Just don't make it obvious. We don't want
anyone to notice if you do get that barnacle farm seaworthy. We
need it ready. Although, with the way this job is going we could end up
on this god-forsaken island for the next ten years."
The big man pulled on his cap and smiled reassuringly. "Oh no, Gil.
You're too smart for that. Don't worry, that ain't never gonna
happen."
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glenni
on Mon 06 Mar 2006 06:13 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link
What a fantastic actor that Gil is. I never realized that under that bumbling idiotic persona was a real live sinister entity. Perhaps he should be in other shows, I hear Dobie Gilllis is looking for a sidekick. 'grin'.
Well done fantastic author!!! Glenni Re: Re: CastAway (Camp Gilligan) *
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Ned
on Mon 06 Mar 2006 06:43 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link
Oh, I love Maynard G. Krebbs! He was like, cool, Daddy-O.
Now when you watch the reruns, you can keep an eye out for the subtle clues. Re: CastAway (Camp Gilligan) *
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on Sun 12 Mar 2006 10:29 PM EST | Permanent Link
I knew having those dresses and that much makeup on a 3 hour tour had a sinister reasoning!
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A girl can need a lot of clothes in three hours. After all, everyone has seen what you are wearing and that makes it time to change.
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